We have a nice selection of Classic Cartoons below. Check it out!
BOY MEETS DOG-by the same guy that brought you WOODY THE WOODPECKER. This cartoon gets better just keep watching. The Dwarfs look like the ones in SNOW WHITE and also like the SMURFS. There are even some characters that will remind you of THE THREE STOOGES before the three stooges came along.
BUGS BUNNY AND YOSEMITE SAM IN BUNKER HILL BUNNY...
MILTON THE MONSTER CARTOON...
THE SCREWY TRUANT...
WE HAVE MORE CARTOONS COMING SOON...STAY TOONED!
Barney Doodle Cartoons
Whether he's on a cruise to Barbados to pick coconuts or just teaching convicts how to do bird calls, no one knows where he may wind up. Sometimes he disappears for days at a time, then shows up in a convertible full of blond Transvestites. Where's Barney Doodle? Read on...
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
MY CARTOON STRIP PLANS...by Barney Doodle
Currently I'm working on a cartoon series that features me as a cartoon character and some of the staff over at oddwally.com. I think a cartoon strip or maybe even an animated show would be funny.
I have to get the staff at oddwally.com to sign releases so I can use them as characters in my cartoons. I can probably threaten to fire them if they don't want to sign it.
Maybe I could even offer them some kind of royalties if they let me use them as characters. Maybe like a penny for every million dollars earned by the cartoon strip. That way I'll never have to pay them anything. That's pretty funny huh?
I wonder if Seinfield had to pay the real Kramer to use his character? I don't think he did but I'm not sure.
Wow. I need to check it out. That could save me a lot of trouble if I don't even have to offer anything.
Maybe I'll call my lawyer at 1-800-lawyer to find out. Every time I call him I get a different person with a thick Indian accent. A little hard to understand.
Maybe my cartoon strip could be even funnier than Seinfeld. I think Homer Simpson is pretty funny, and he is based on a real person. At least I think he's real.
Any way I'm working on the script for my cartoons right now. It's pretty funny. It makes me laugh but sometimes it's sad and makes me cry. Happy...sad, happy....sad, it's the story of my life.
It's like when I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. All happy when I'm making a call and then my tiny phone slipped and I tried to catch it.
I bounced it around like a ping pong ball 3 or 4 times and then kaplunk right in the pooper...then I'm sad.
Or more frantic than sad. All my friends in the toilet, looking up at me all helpless. Should I save them at my own risk? More about that later...Sorry. I got sidetracked.
So check back for my comic strip soon! I'll begin posting it before too long. All I have to do is learn to draw and write funny stuff.
I have to get the staff at oddwally.com to sign releases so I can use them as characters in my cartoons. I can probably threaten to fire them if they don't want to sign it.
Maybe I could even offer them some kind of royalties if they let me use them as characters. Maybe like a penny for every million dollars earned by the cartoon strip. That way I'll never have to pay them anything. That's pretty funny huh?
I wonder if Seinfield had to pay the real Kramer to use his character? I don't think he did but I'm not sure.
Wow. I need to check it out. That could save me a lot of trouble if I don't even have to offer anything.
Maybe I'll call my lawyer at 1-800-lawyer to find out. Every time I call him I get a different person with a thick Indian accent. A little hard to understand.
Maybe my cartoon strip could be even funnier than Seinfeld. I think Homer Simpson is pretty funny, and he is based on a real person. At least I think he's real.
Any way I'm working on the script for my cartoons right now. It's pretty funny. It makes me laugh but sometimes it's sad and makes me cry. Happy...sad, happy....sad, it's the story of my life.
It's like when I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. All happy when I'm making a call and then my tiny phone slipped and I tried to catch it.
I bounced it around like a ping pong ball 3 or 4 times and then kaplunk right in the pooper...then I'm sad.
Or more frantic than sad. All my friends in the toilet, looking up at me all helpless. Should I save them at my own risk? More about that later...Sorry. I got sidetracked.
So check back for my comic strip soon! I'll begin posting it before too long. All I have to do is learn to draw and write funny stuff.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
I was sitting in my tv chair at home and...
I was sitting in my big tv chair at home and had made a huge mug full of iced coffee with extra cream and sugar.
I was tired from yelling at my dogs and lecturing them about not throwing up in the house.
I had also spent half the morning cleaning dog poop up from the side yard.
I throw it over the fence (when the neighbors are not home), but they keep throwing it back. Bastards.
What ever happened to finders keepers?
I was sitting there resting and watching the golf channel.
I must have dozed off and I dropped the huge mug of coffee on the floor. It splashed all over everything, including my shoes, the dog, a copy of the sports illustrated swimsuit edition and a couch pillow.
Then when I bent over to clean it up, my pants ripped and I farted.
Then I felt something wet running down my leg and I had to run to the bathroom.
This was a good day for me.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
I was tired from yelling at my dogs and lecturing them about not throwing up in the house.
I had also spent half the morning cleaning dog poop up from the side yard.
I throw it over the fence (when the neighbors are not home), but they keep throwing it back. Bastards.
What ever happened to finders keepers?
I was sitting there resting and watching the golf channel.
I must have dozed off and I dropped the huge mug of coffee on the floor. It splashed all over everything, including my shoes, the dog, a copy of the sports illustrated swimsuit edition and a couch pillow.
Then when I bent over to clean it up, my pants ripped and I farted.
Then I felt something wet running down my leg and I had to run to the bathroom.
This was a good day for me.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
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